smarta$$

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Fish and visitors smell in three days.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.